You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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