Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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