Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
there is puke in my bra ... again
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