dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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