Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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