belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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