i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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