Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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