Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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