The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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