Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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