Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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