tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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