if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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