if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
