oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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