i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The air taste purple.
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