thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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