I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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