ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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