Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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