A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
accomplished twins. life is a go
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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