He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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