You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
then he tried to convert me to islam
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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