Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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