This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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