ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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