Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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