I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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