one might say we're banned from that church
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm too high and old for this...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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