you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
love makes seman taste better
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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