she was so not down for the gang bang
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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