Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Sober January is a disaster.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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