dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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