i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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