I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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