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I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?

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(248): I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you? http://tfl.nu/mhei

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I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(310): I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set http://tfl.nu/e5hl

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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness

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(513): did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness http://tfl.nu/hxgt

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(913): View more from Kansas

are you going to last longer than 15 seconds

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nope

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(913): are you going to last longer than 15 seconds (1-913): nope http://tfl.nu/rdaj

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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(901): Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight. http://tfl.nu/5qmv

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(716): View more from New York

i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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(716): i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating. http://tfl.nu/fu9a

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.

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who'd you have sex with.

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(610): terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions. (1-610): who'd you have sex with. http://tfl.nu/97tl

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(732): View more from New Jersey

why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?

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shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work

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(732): why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon? (1-732): shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work http://tfl.nu/tkf9

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.

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(609): You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke. http://tfl.nu/1rx3

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(281): View more from Texas

JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US

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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW

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THE REISLING ATRACEX US

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(281): JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US (281): WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW (281): THE REISLING ATRACEX US http://tfl.nu/6tcy

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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.

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(305): Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin. http://tfl.nu/eiwf

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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me

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(402): Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me http://tfl.nu/m5ly

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(518): View more from New York

I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.

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(518): I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them. http://tfl.nu/sunc

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(+61): View more from Australia

We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations

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(+61): We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations http://tfl.nu/f57w

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(703): View more from Virginia

Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.

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(703): Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village. http://tfl.nu/vbou

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