BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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