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(208): View more from Idaho

its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they

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(518): View more from New York

Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis

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(919): View more from North Carolina

No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.

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(410): View more from Maryland

ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?

(860): View more from Connecticut

Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..

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(516): View more from New York

I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much

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(856): View more from New Jersey

and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her

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(718): View more from New York

I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.

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