can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.