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(810): View more from Michigan

Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

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(561): View more from Florida

So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

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(650): View more from California

I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??

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(802): View more from Vermont

i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer

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(404): View more from Georgia

And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?

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So the keyword here is "hammered"?

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(314): View more from Missouri

She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.

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(707): View more from California

Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD

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