its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.