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• (847): View more from Illinois

  can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous

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  If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it penis luge time yet?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe

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  Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  "Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.

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