i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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