thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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