I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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