You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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