That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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