Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
we made out on top of his cat.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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