he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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