just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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