idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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