He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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