ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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