you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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