ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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