i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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