So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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