omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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