we're blogging at a bar
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So many bounce houses so little time
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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