I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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