Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I am available for nakedness
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
