Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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