how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
my poor anus
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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